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On Monday, I was playing intramural hockey when i had my goalie stick snapped in half. It was the third period, the opposing team was down by 2. A forward from Red Team charged down the ice on a breakaway, so i came out of the net to meet him. When he was about two feet away, I figured he would deke, so I shifted my weight to push off. He didn’t deke. He plowed straight into me, knocking me backwards and breaking my stick at the paddle (the flat part). The puck bounced off of me, and the Red Team scored anyways. This is what was left of the stick:<\/p>\n

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