I bought two gallons of milk on Monday, and for the heck of it, declared “Aaron only” for one gallon, and “everyone else” for the second gallon. You can see that Aaron drinks approximately 75% as much milk as the rest of us combined. In four days.

When the kid hits further into puberty, I’ll be accepting grants to support his habit. Maybe I’ll have to hold one of those Farm Aid type benefit concerts, you know, Aaron Aid 2009. Or more accurately, Dad Aid.